5" x 7" Greeting Card from Your Pet with White Envelope. Front Greeting: "I'm so sorry I..." Inside Greeting: Features Check list with options: Chewed your - shoes, furniture, chord on plasma tv, other: Rolled in - poop, roadkill, who knows?, other: Had and accident on - shoes, carpet, furniture, plasma tv, other: I'll try not to do it again, but I'm only human